04/01/16 Grif.Net - Words at Play

[Robert Griffin]

[Following our decade long tradition of finding the best puns, and on the first of each month posting others instead, we offer]

 

A Baptist and a Buddhist are having toast when they see an image of Jesus in the margarine. The Buddhist says ‘I can’t believe it’s not Buddha’.

 

Sad news –a shoe factory has burned down and two hundred soles were lost.

 

What do you call a parrot in the rain holding an umbrella? Polyunsaturated.

 

My friend’s ex-wife was deaf and she left him for a deaf friend. To be honest, he should have seen the signs.

 

A man spent his life collecting memorabilia of Wonder Woman, Joan of Arc and Florence Nightingale. Apparently he was a heroine addict.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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