09/23/24 Grif.Net - Fall for Kids (part 1)

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Sep 23, 2024, 11:47:19 AM9/23/24

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Here are some fun questions to ask the kiddos at dinner today

Q: Why did Dad shop for Reynolds Wrap?

A: Mom mentioned she wanted to see fall foliage.

Q: Why was the robot couple decide to get married in the fall?

A: They were autumn mated.

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?

A: Because he had a great fall.

Q: Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?

A: Because it needed a filling.

Q: By the way, what can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?

A: It can look round.

Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

A: Plymouth Rock.

Dr Bob Griffin

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"