06/03/19 Grif.Net - Groan up Puns

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Robert Griffin

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Jun 3, 2019, 10:20:21 AM6/3/19
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[Always start the month’s first weekday with some G-rated puns]

 

I always tell people how good dried grapes are for them because I’m all about health and raisin awareness.

 

Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.

 

Albert Einstein was a genius but I heard his brother Frank was a monster.

 

The Ark was done and it looked like rain.  Thunder rolled, and Noah said "Now I herd everything."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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