04/26/23 Grif.Net - I a-Door Car Jokes
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I got 9 out of 10 on my road test for my driver’s license.
The last guy was able to get out of the way.
If a car’s chasing you, you’ll definitely get tired.
But if you chase cars, you’ll get exhausted.
Two Cadillac drivers got in a fender-bender, got out of their cars, and then started yelling at each other.
Within a few seconds, they were in a fistfight. I guess you could say things Escaladed quickly.
Husband: “Honey, the neighbor is washing the car with his son again!”
Wife: “Poor kid! Go over there and tell him to use a sponge instead.”
What do Michigan autoworkers do on Cinco de Mayo?
They have a Fort Fiesta.
What kind of car did baby Yoda play with?
A toyoda.
When I got hit by a guitar truck, it was just a fender-bender.
But at least I solved the mystery of whether or not a Mercedes bends.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
