01/30/06 Grif.Net - For a Contribution

[Dr Bob Griffin]

The church service was under way and they pasted the collection plate. When
the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stopped the
service and announced "Whoever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please
stand up".

An elderly widow stood up and said "I did".

The preacher told her "Since you put that money in the plate I would like to
let you pick out three hymns."

Excitedly, the widow looked around and said, "Well, I'll take him and him
and him."

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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