09/05/12 Grif.Net Blog - More Thoughts on Aging

[Dr Bob Griffin]

LB in Mississippi forwarded some thoughts on aging. (Unlike me, he IS old).

~Today is the oldest I've ever been, yet the youngest I'll ever be.

~Your kids are becoming you ... but your grandchildren are perfect!

~Going OUT is good. Coming HOME is better!

~You forget names ... But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew
you!

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really
do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's
called "pre-sleep".

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF"
switch..

~You tend to use more 4 letter words, like "What?"..."When?"...

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it
anywhere.

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody whispers.

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet, 2 of which you will never wear
again.

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Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
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