12/10/19 Grif.Net - MORE Made Up Words
Robert Griffin
TYPERVENTILATE = to send messages in rapid sequence
SUCKRIFICE = doing what you absolutely must do even though, in reality, you hate it
PRETEENTIOUS = level of drama only attainable by a 12-year-old
PREGRET = to know what you are about to do is REALLY WRONG while know you are going to do it anyway
DULLEMA = choice between two equally boring outcomes
CHIPTEASE = your bag of chips seems full but it is mostly air
CAROMA = smell of a month-old bean burrito under the front seat
CARCOLEPSY = tendency to fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving
BLAMESTORMING = attempting to identify the person who is most at fault for a plan’s failure
A CRAPELLA = sung badly while listening to music on headphones
[credit to Reader’s Digest 2018]
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"