A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.
"All right children, let's see how you apply this. Here is an example," she said.
"If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his billfold with all his money, what would I be?"
Little Jeremy raised his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurted out, "You'd be his wife!"
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"