06/11/26 Grif.Net - My Special Tea (part 2)

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What do English Commandos use to blow up their enemies?

Tea ‘N’ Tea.

What kind of tea hits the hardest?

Reality.

What kind of tea do indecisive people drink?

Uncertain-tea.

What does a martial arts expert drink?

Kara-tea.

The other day I drank a new kind of tea that is made by steeping a book in hot water.

Probably won’t have it again. It was just a novel tea.

Ever go to buy a friend a really nice tea-set…

And realize the cost was too steep?

I tried Thai tea, but spilled if on my lap…

Now my undies are Thai tea whiteys.

What kind of tea do we celebrate on the 4^th of July?

Liberty.

Why is coffee not appropriate to drink with crumpets in England?

Because it’s considered not-tea

“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”