DID YOU KNOW . . . every time you light your lighter your lighter gets lighter?
DID YOU KNOW . . . dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but cats can?
DID YOU KNOW . . . when you have a taco emergency, you can get help calling Nine Juan Juan?
DID YOU KNOW . . . I started a humor group for insomniacs; wonder if anyone is up for it?
DID YOU KNOW . . . if a drummer comes out of retirement there may be repercussions?
DID YOU KNOW . . . “G, S, E. G” is scrambled eggs?
DID YOU KNOW . . . telling your young daughter she’s becoming a big girl is fine, but you shouldn’t say that to your wife?
DID YOU KNOW . . . you shouldn’t make jokes about lazy people since they never work?
DID YOU KNOW . . . if you hurt yourself shredding cheese you may have grater problems?
DID YOU KNOW . . . when you’re stressed over gaining a few extra pounds you should just lighten up?
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"