10/01/20 Grif.Net - Caution: Words at Play

[Robert Griffin]

[First of the month attempt at puns and word[play]

 

My neighbor Jack raised a large garden this summer and claimed he could communicate with the vegetables.  Evidently the fairy tale is true, the one about Jack and the beans talk.

 

I just spent a whole bunch of cash on a limo only to find out it didn't include the driver. All that money, and nothing to chauffeur it.

 

I don’t know why they told me I’m innumerate. It just doesn’t add up.

 

After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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