02/06/25 Grif.Net - Exercising Your Rights

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I joined a health club last year and spent about 400 dollars but haven't
lost a pound. Apparently, you must show up.



If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our
body.



I have flabby thighs, but fortunately after having 3 kids, my stomach covers
them.



The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.



If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.



I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.



I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.



I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm
doing.


~~

Dr. Bob Griffin
"Abhoring all my sin, adoring only Him"

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