01/19/17 Grif.Net - Did you hear this one?
Robert Griffin
Did you hear about the reckless driver? He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Did you hear of the world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned?
Did you hear about the new rock band for Senior Citizens? It’s called "Earth, Wind and Fiber”
Did you hear my new daily prayer? "Lord, help me to become the person that my psychiatrist medicates me to be. Amen."
Did you hear that there is just a fine line between a fisherman and a fish swimming in the water?
Did you hear that the Lamb will lie down with the Lion? True, but the Lamb may not get much sleep.
Did you hear halfway through their course in statistics, over 200% of the students fear that they might fail?
Did you hear about the new “Louisiana Diet”? Many living there like to eat hot, spicy food occajunly.
Did you hear that whether you're rich or you're poor, it's always nice to have money?
Did you hear that good Moms let their kids lick the beaters, but great Moms turn them off first?
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"