02/06/26 Grif.Net - Spreading Avocado Jokes
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[Wednesday’s banana jokes and Thursday’s apple puns were easy. Avocado jokes for Friday? Should have waited a week for Friday the 13th)
Don’t rub avocado in your eyes.
You might get guacoma.
What do you call an avocado that was ripe 2 weeks ago?
Guaca-moldy.
I just saw a priest blessing an avocado in the produce aisle of Safeway.
Holy guacamole.
What do you call an avocado that’s giving you the silent treatment?
An incommunicado.
What do they make from avocados that are grown in the Everglades?
Guacodiles.
I’ve invented a game where avocados appear randomly and you have to smash as many as possible within the time limit.
I’m calling it Guac-a-Mole.
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
Another wooden ball?
Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or at least a rubber ball?
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two-way radio?
A guackie-talkie.
What’s the difference between a ripe and a rotten avocado?
About fifteen minutes.
~~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “
