11/23/16 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
Status updates from my ‘friends’:
“I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have been lying low.”
“People who do not use a lot of punctuation deserve a long sentence.”
“This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, the doors won't open, he keeps asking questions, and now his siren is blaring.”
“Just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.”
“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you knew.”
“For the last hundred years cars have come with blinkers for a reason.”
“I always position myself toward the middle of any group photos. It makes it harder for them to crop me out later.”
“My wife just opened the car door for me. It might have been a good gesture had we not been going 70 mph”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"