11/15/16 Grif.Net - Speaking of Rabbits
Robert Griffin
The lady with the pet rabbit (yesterday’s story) wanted to get some more rabbits and see it she could train them all to do tricks. She bought ten and taught them to stand in a line across a stage and hold one arm up high like they were waving good-bye . . . but that was all. She wanted them to do a Radio City Music Hall Rockettes routine, but the bunnies were so nervous they just slowly hopped backward, held up an arm again, repeating this move away from any audience again and again until they were at the back of the stage, almost out of sight.
She took them to “America’s Got Talent” and explained to the producers what the animals did. They were questioning exactly how to describe this unique act to Simon and the judges so they would understand what the rabbits did.
“Well,” she said, “think of it as a receding hare line with a permanent wave.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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