04/21/17 Grif.Net - Ten MORE Things I've Learned
Robert Griffin
If you call for reservations at the library, they may be all booked up.
I don’t normally judge people, but if you dress your dog in human clothes, I will judge you.
If you’re making plans to survive the end of the world, you probably don’t understand the term.
Judging from the screen on your cell phone, I’d assume you eat fried chicken three meals a day.
I wish people would stop giving me unsolicited dieting tips. I have enough on my plate as it is.
After only three karate lessons I can break a two-inch board with my cast.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I just lost my mood ring and I’m not sure how I feel about that.
Trainer at the gym said I have to work on my breathing. Really? I’m almost 70 and that’s one thing I’m pretty sure I’m good at.
I’ll be stopping at the fabric store later since all my readers say I need new material.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"