10/26/21 Grif.Net - Trick or Treat Bag (Part 2)

[Robert Griffin]

[Here are some scary Halloween “Dad Jokes”]

 

Q: What do you get when you burn a monster in Budapest?
A: Hungarian ghoul ash.

 

Q: Why do ghosts speak Latin?
A: Because it’s a dead language.

 

Q: What does a ghost do when he gets in the car?
A: Puts on his sheet belt.

 

Q: Why do ghosts hate rainy Halloweens?
A: It dampens their spirits.

 

Q: What kind of boats do vampires travel in?
A: Blood vessels.

 

Q: What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling.

 

Q: Why are demons and ghouls always together?
A: Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

 

Q: How do monsters like their eggs?
A:  Terror-fried.

 

Q: What do you call a chicken that haunts your house?
A: A poultrygeist.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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