09/06/16 Grif.Net - Random Bits

[Robert Griffin]

[ML often supplies me with good humor.  Sadly, this wasn’t some of her best.]

 

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a vest full of explosives wasn't what they had in mind.

 

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Para-Olympics in Rio after they tested positive for WD40.

 

A teenage boy asked his grandma, “Have you seen my pills? They were labeled LSD?”
She replied, “Forget the pills, did you see the dragons in the kitchen?”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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