02/22/18 Grif.Net - Witty Retorts for the Workplace
Robert Griffin
[Many have joy or dismay employed in offices with a wide array of co-workers. Sometimes you’d like to tell them what you really think.]
If idiots grew on trees, this office would be an orchard.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
We are all entitled to be stupid. Unfortunately my co-workers tend to abuse this privilege.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"