12/12/16 Grif.Net - All About the Holsteins
Robert Griffin
[Jokes for the younger grif.net readers . . . but face it, most adults will groan just as loudly as the kids]
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you call a cow with six inch legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A milk dud
What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barb-wire fence? Udder destruction.
Which job is a cow most suited for? Baker, since they're always making cow pies anyway.
What do you call a cow that has just given birth? De-Calfenated.
Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment? Now all it says is “OOOOMMM”.
What do you call a herd of cows that think Grif.Net jokes are funny? Laughing stock.
Why did the farmer add shredded dollar bills to his cows’ feed? He wanted them to give rich milk.
Speaking of cows, if you move a cup of milk quickly back and forth in front of your face, is it considered pasteurized?
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"