Joe: What does your father do for a living?
Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jon: Yep. Four half-sisters and a half-brother.
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Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"