08/29/18 Grif.Net - What my Friends Say . . .
Robert Griffin
What my friends are saying:
Nate = “I must be hot stuff. The cashiers around here are always checking me out!”
Robert = “A man was arrested recently for stealing an idol from a museum in hopes of auctioning it off. Baal has been set at $50,000”
Laurie = “Two men walked into a bar. Of course, the women ducked.”
Steve = “Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.”
Carole = “Too old for Snapchat, too young for Life Alert.”
Scott = “I saw a sign that said, ‘Falling Rocks.’ I tried it. It doesn't.”
Sheri = “If you think I’m crazy now, wait until the Packer game is on.”
Tim = “Stalin should have known that communism doesn't work. There were red flags everywhere.”
Margaret = “My summer diet starts with a large salad bowl. Filled with ice cream.”
Richard = “It’s so hot, I left the toilet seat up just to get an icy stare from my wife.”
Rhonda = “Somedays you can tell it is going to be a ‘does not play well with others’ kinda day.”
Ken = “Daniel slept in a lion’s den. Peter slept in a prison. Jesus slept in a storm. No matter your circumstances, take a nap.”
Paul = “The dinosaurs didn’t drink coffee, and we all know how that turned out.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"