HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT the safe that was invented by a cop and robber team?
It was quite a combination.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT the skeleton that was a bad liar?
You could see right through it.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT the crime in the downtown parking garage?
It was wrong on so many levels.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT the new diet that consists of odd aircraft parts?
Actually, it’s a bit plane.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT the horror story of the haunted refrigerator?
It was chilling.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT the display of still-life art at the gallery?
It was not all that moving.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT the scarecrow that earned a promotion?
Evidently, he was outstanding in his field.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT the magic tractor that drove down the road and disappeared?
Guess it turned into a field.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"