07/31/07 Grif.Net - Doctor Humor

[Dr Bob Griffin]

The wife of a Las Vegas doctor phoned a local casino and asked to have her
husband paged.

"Sorry, Madam," came the reply, "the house does not make doctor calls."

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Did you hear about the doctors on strike against the huge managed-care
network?

HMO officials said they'll find out what the doctors' demands are ... as
soon as they can get a pharmacist to go over there and read the picket
signs.

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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