08/03/21 Grif.Net - Have You Heard About . . .

[Robert Griffin]

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT . . . the fellow kidnapped by a gang of mimes? They did unspeakable things to him.

 

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT . . . Pete the pancake maker who quit IHOP to become a poet? Seems he went from batter to verse.

 

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT . . . the guys who took his dog into a casino, but got thrown out? Evidently the dog didn’t understand the purpose of the craps table.

 

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT . . . the gal who lost use of her left arm and leg?  She’s all right now.

 

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT . . . Samsung's security guards? They named the group, ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’.

 

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT . . . the newlyweds on a cruise? He wanted to kiss her romantically leaning far across the railing, but she didn’t want to go overboard.

 

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT . . . the jockey who was asked all sorts of questions about trotting, cantering, and walking the horse?  Evidently, he hated gallop polls.

 

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT . . . the Mary Poppins-themed restaurant?  The critics said it had “super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious”. (Perhaps it needed a spoonful of sugar . . . )

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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