10/26/15 Grif.Net - Car Parts

[Robert Griffin]

When a man arrived home from work, his wife was waiting for him. She sat him down and told him she had good news and bad news about the car.

 

"Okay," he said. "Tell me the good news first."

 

She said: "Well, the air bag works."

 

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An insurance salesman quoted an extremely low premium for an automobile "fire and theft" policy. When I asked why it was so cheap, he told me: "Who'd steal a burnt car?"

 

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A father was driving his son to school when he inadvertently made an illegal turn at an intersection. Realizing his mistake, he used it as a teaching moment, saying, "Oops. Did you notice I just made an illegal turn."

 

"It's OK, Dad," said his son. "The police car behind us did the same thing."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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