01/04/19 Grif.Net - New Year Fun
Robert Griffin
[Is the new year already boring and hum-drum? Here are some fun activities for you to try to bring excitement and fun into your life at the office, at home or just about anywhere]
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the rise in natural gas prices, we are going to have to let one of you go."
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
5) Finish all your emails and tweets with "In accordance with the prophecy."
6) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
7) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"
9) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Change your ring tone to play jungle sounds..
10) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
Bonus: When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!"
~~ANSWERS to “Which State was First?” quiz
1. FIRST state with a public county library?
Wyoming, 1886
2. FIRST state with a national park?
Wyoming, 1872
3. FIRST state with full suffrage for women?
Wyoming, 1869
4. FIRST state with a national monument?
Wyoming, 1906
5. FIRST state with an elected woman governor?
Wyoming, 1925
6. FIRST state with a national forest?
Wyoming, 1891
7. FIRST state with a J.C. Penney store?
Wyoming, 1902
8. FIRST state with a building made from fossilized dinosaur bones?
Wyoming, 1932
9. FIRST state with a female Justice of the Peace?
Wyoming, 1870
10. FIRST state with evening lighted football game?
Wyoming, 1925
Bonus: FIRST state with a “dude ranch”?
Wyoming, 1904
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"