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Mar 2, 2026, 10:49:13 AM (10 days ago) Mar 2

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Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing several classic paintings from the Louvre? After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV ran out of gas.

When asked how he could possibly mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

"Monsieur, I had no carry all those paintings out without a Dali.

Nor did I have Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!

Next time I will Rembrandt to buy gas."

(And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to send you a story like this....)

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Dr. Bob Griffin

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