03/10/25 Grif.Net -Status Updates of my Friends
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Kim E. boasted, “I got myself a seniors’ GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, t tells me why I wanted to go there.”
Lindsay N. related, “I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction, but I’m not out of the woods yet.”
Peter W. quipped, “Every morning I tell my wife I’m going out jogging. Of course, I just sit and drink another cup of coffee and never leave the house. It’s sort of a running joke I have.”
Senator Kennedy drawled, “The tofu crowd is mad. But when you trim the fat, pigs squeal.”
Ken M. said, “One of my favorite words is drool. It just rolls off the tongue.”
Stacey B. warned, “Safety First! Oh, wait, who am I kidding? Coffee first. Safety is like third or fourth on the list.”
Wayne M. confesses, “It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going somewhere else.”
Ken H. admitted, “Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures - it's my face.”
Ian K. reminds us, “The weakest men compete with girls. The weakest minds celebrate it.”
Karin C. lamented, “Mom said if I made any more puns at the breakfast table, I’d be toast. I vowed to keep silent, but my dad keeps egging me on.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
