11/25/25 Grif.Net - Thanksgiving Q&A for the Family
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Nov 25, 2025, 12:08:17 PM (12 days ago) Nov 25
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Q: How many cooks do you need to stuff a turkey?
A: Just one, but sometimes they don’t fit.
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash.
Q: How many bakers does it take to make a pie?
A: 3.14.
Q: What kind of key doesn't unlock a door?
A: A tur-key.
Q: What comes at the beginning of parades?
A: The letter “p.”
Q: Did you hear about the turkey that plays baseball?
A: He covers first baste.
Q: What’s the favorite dance at Thanksgiving parties?
A: The Turkey Trot.
Q: What kind of music do Pilgrims listen to?
A: Plymouth rock.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
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