03/22/18 Grif.Net - Dog Q&A for Kids
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Robert Griffin
Mar 22, 2018, 10:31:43 AM3/22/18
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Q: How is my dog like a smart phone?
A: Both have collar I.D.
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador
Q: What did the mama dog say to her puppy?
A: “We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on homework.”
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A: A cockerpoodledoo
Q: Why did the dog run around and around in circles chasing its own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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