01/13/17 Grif.Net - It was so Cold . . .

[Robert Griffin]

It Was So Cold that . . .

. . . my car won’t start running and my nose won’t stop

. . . we had to stop eating with metal utensils since some people had spoons or forks stuck to their tongues for days

. . . hitchhikers wore mittens and held up pictures of thumbs

 

. . . I saw a gansta with his pants up around his waist

. . . kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pajamas haven't thawed out yet"

 

. . . my false teeth chattered in the glass on the nightstand

. . . UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii

. . . my friend chipped a tooth on his soup

. . . I saw a dog wearing a cat

. . . Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick

 

. . . we had a snowball fight . . . in the living room

. . . when we milked the cows, we got ice cream

. . . dogs had to put jumper cables on the rabbits to get a chase started

 

. . . politicians in Washington had their hands in their own pockets

. . . we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up

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Dr Bob Griffin

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