09/19/16 Grif.Net - Healthy Attitude

[Robert Griffin]

Here are some one-line thoughts on a wide variety of health/diet topics . . .

·         Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

·         Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab at it long enough.

·         The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person who ticked you off.

·         My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I showed her how to roll them tighter.

·         Always identify who to blame in an emergency.

·         A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.

·         Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 or 90 years.

·         I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

·         I park in the farthest spot possible at the gym for the added benefit of eating my second croissantwich and hash browns without being judged by people walking by.

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Dr Bob Griffin

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