10/09/17 Grif.Net - Hah Tu Spek Suthrun
Robert Griffin
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - noun. A hot region just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."
IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See also "Clemson Alumni."
Usage: "My ignert brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."
RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my ignert brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my ignert brother from Jawjuh who bard my pickup truck a few munts ago puts all in it."
FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my ignert brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."
TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that ignert brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.
Usage: “If my ignert brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, it will catch far and burn and leave me with a broken hot.”
HOD - adverb. Not easy.
Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."
BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
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Dr Bob Griffin
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