02/01/24 Grif.Net - Words at Play
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[Each month we start with bad puns, bad wordplays, bad jokes, and bad luck. Here is Part 2 (February) as 2024 marches inexorably on. Read at your own peril - what is seen cannot be unseen.]
What was the biggest problem when the church relocated?
They needed an organ transplant.
What does Superman have in his drink?
Just ice.
What do you do to an open wardrobe?
You closet.
What happened to the human cannonball at the circus?
He got fired.
What do you do when balloons are hurt?
You helium.
What happened to the fellow trying to stay dry and healthy using an umbrella in the storm?
He still felt under the weather.
What if I don’t know what ‘apocalypse’ means?
It’s not the end of the world.
What happens when readers of the grif net hear a pun or word-play that is actually funny?
No one knows.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
