02/05/26 Grif.Net - An Apple (Joke) a Day
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[What is the core reason apple jokes and puns are so funny? Find out below.]
I went to the small corner store today to buy some Fuji or Granny Smith or Delicious apples, but they didn’t have any.
It was a fruitless trip.
Friend asked if it was a hardcore apple eater.
I just smiled and continued eating my frozen apple.
What happened to the two apple trees that were planted together?
They lived appley ever after.
What kind of apple throws the best parties?
A Gala apple.
We all know that in New York there is a city called the Big Apple.
But wonder if anyone knows where the Minneapolis.
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What is the only store chain that cannot sell sliced apples?
FDA said that for Whole Foods, it would be false advertising.
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Apple Pi
Where do the most apples grow in the USA?
The Apple-achian Mountains.
Apples have been cultivated by taking off branches of one tree and splicing them into another tree.
Thankfully, God had a better approach for humans.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”
