12/01/14 Grif.Net - More Puns to Start the Munth

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Dr Bob Griffin

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Dec 1, 2014, 9:04:24 AM12/1/14
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Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. Evidently it went OK.

Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong started a restaurant on the moon. They said
the food was great, but the place had no atmosphere.

If you buy a particular sandwich cookie and don’t mention it, then it may be
an unmuttered nutter butter.

The pizza maker thought my order of a pizza with nothing but jalapeño,
green, red and yellow bell peppers was very odd. But I thought everyone had
heard of a pepper only pizza.

Have a rush shipment this Christmas? Use "Pipe Organ Express". They pull
out all the stops.

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Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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