03/11/26 Grif.Net - As You Grow Older (part 1)

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Mar 11, 2026, 12:19:09 PM (19 hours ago) Mar 11

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I'm the life of the party . . . even when it lasts until 8 pm.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps . . . with a hammer.

I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, Beano, & Tums.

I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories . . . over and over and over.

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

I'm so cared for: long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I'm supporting all movements now . . . by eating bran, prunes, and raisins.

I'm a walking storeroom of facts . . . I've just lost the key to the storeroom.

Dr Bob Griffin

“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”