09/27/06 Grif.Net - More Dental Stories

[Dr Bob Griffin]

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I
want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novocain because I'm in a big hurry,"
the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be
on our way."

The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he
said. "Which tooth is it?"

The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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