02/23/26 Grif.Net - Arguing with Myself

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Feb 23, 2026, 11:38:32 AMFeb 23

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People often accuse me of stealing other’s jokes and being a plagiarist.

Their words — not mine…

Queue is spelled just with Q and four silent letters.

No, it’s not. They’re just in line waiting their turn.

What should I do with a chemist who is ill?

First, you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

I wondered what I’d say if I found two isotopes of helium?

I’d laugh and say,"HeHe."

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick knocked on my door.

No joke.

~~~

Dr. Bob Griffin

“Jesus knows me, this I Love”