04/26/22 Grif.Net - Humor is in the Ears of the Beholder
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[I got a lot of groans from yesterday’s pun, so had to try to outdo the word play today. Remember, you didn’t ask for it.]
To measure puns properly, you must use a sighsmograph.
I saw a guy in a store without a mask. Then I saw him shoplifting, so I said, “You should be ashamed of yourself. That’s bare-faced robbery.”
Am I the only one who feels sorry for jelly fish that there is no peanut butter fish?
If you wear glasses and have been required to wear a mask during the COVID pandemic, you may be entitled to condensation.
Remember, Genghis Khan establish his vast kingdom simply by taking one steppe at a time.
Imagine if America changed from pounds to kilograms overnight? There would be mass confusion.
100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has a car and only the rich own horses. Obviously, the stables have turned.
I told the grandkids God put the nose in the middle of the face because it’s the scenter.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"