10/03/22 Grif.Net - Tom Swifty Puns (#10 - October)

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[Up to “J” and “K” in our Tom Swifty word plays on the first weekday of each month]

 

"My wife’s valuable Chinese necklace has been stolen," said Tom jadedly.

 

"Your meat, madam!" announced the two butcher boys jointly.

 

“I tend to use infinitives rather than gerunds," said Tom knowingly.

 

"I plan to start a cattle ranch in a space station orbiting Jupiter," said Tom jovially.

 

"It's good to have a sharp edge on a sword," said Tom keenly.

 

"Your honor, I think you are crazy," said Tom judgmentally.

 

"Alouette, je te plumerai," sang Tom jauntily.

 

"I've run out of wool," said Tom, knitting his brow. (such fun adding another pun “close” to being a Swifty)

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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