09/12/18 Grif.Net - 6th Grade Quiz Answers
Robert Griffin
[Interesting facts forwarded by a middle school teacher from Indiana. She thought I might need to learn these.]
Q: What were the first cells in your body?
A: Probably lonely
Q: Explain what “Free Press” means in your life?
A: It is when my mother irons my trousers so I would look nice in church
Q: Briefly explain what “hard” water is:
A: Ice
Q: Brian had 36 cupcakes. Brian ate 29 cupcakes. What does Brian have?
A: Diabetes
Q: Explain the major parts of the human body and function of each:
A: The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels. There are five bowels: a, e, i, o, and u.
Q: What do we call the science of classifying things?
A: Racism
Q: Cause = Terry practices the piano two hours every day
A: Effect = Terry becomes a nerd
Q: What is the plural of baby?
A: Twins
Q: What is a Haiku?
A: Five syllables here
Seven syllables there
Are you happy now?
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"