06/27/16 Grif.Net - I've Been Thinking

[Robert Griffin]

I’ve been thinking that it’s ironic that the colors red, white and blue always stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.

 

I’ve been thinking that if a man knocks on my door and asks for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, I will gladly give him a glass of water.

 

I’ve been thinking about changing my password to 'incorrect' so whenever I forget it the computer will say, 'Your password is incorrect.'

  

I’ve been thinking that I am truly great at multi-tasking - I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

 

I’ve been thinking how much I hate when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.

 

I’ve been thinking that you should take my advice since I'm obviously not using it.

 

I’ve been thinking that if Bernie and his clan hate capitalism so much, just print everything in lower case letters.

 

I’ve been thinking about not joining our company’s 401k.  I did a 5k the other day and it about killed me.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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