05/08/17 Grif.Net - Overheard on Campus
Robert Griffin
[Visiting a Christian College and heard these “lines” from guys looking for a girl before the school year is over. Feel free to use any you’d like]
While having morning devotions, God told me to come and talk to you.
I'm really into the King James Version. See where it says, "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." How about sitting with me in the dining commons?
I usually put sugar in my ice tea, but if you'd just dip your finger in it, I'm sure it will be more than sweet enough.
Nice bracelet (WWJD). Who would Jesus date? I mean do?
It's awfully dark on the way to the Evening Service. I wouldn't be a gentleman if I didn't offer you my arm.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"