[We’ve posted possible t-shirt messages three times, but loyal/bored grif.net readers keep sending me more ideas]
"Where am I, and what am I doing here?"
“I did not hit you. I high-fived your face”
"Just put the chocolate down and back away slowly"
“Why are you all looking at my shirt?”
“Sarcasm – Another free service I offer”
“There, their, they’re – not everyone understands homophones”
“Don’t take life seriously. No one gets out alive.”
“Cleverly disguised as a functional adult”
“Irony. Opposite of wrinkly”
“My other shirt is clever”
“I was deplorable before it was cool”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"