11/26/25 Grif.Net - Turkey Q&A for the Family

3 views

Skip to first unread message

unread,

Nov 26, 2025, 11:55:25 AM (11 days ago) Nov 26

to gri...@googlegroups.com

Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?

A: Serve it pizza and ice cream.

Q: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

A: Lucky!

Q: What do you call the turkey prom?

A: It was a Butterball.

Q: What do you call a turkey on the run?

A: Fast food.

Q: Why didn’t the chef season the turkey?

A: There wasn’t enough thyme.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To get to the other sides.

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
A: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day.

Q: What did the turkeys think when they met the Pilgrims?

A: They look friendly. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.

Dr Bob Griffin

“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”