01/31/17 Grif.Net - What I've Learned in January

[Robert Griffin]

Somedays I felt like I was surrounded by idiots.  Other days I realized it was not just some days.

Shoveling my driveway while the wind is still blowing is as foolish as cleaning house while I still have kids living at home.

 

I’m convinced my co-workers need to wear shock collars.  And of course, I need to control the remote.

 

Today’s 3-year old’s can switch on a laptop and open their favorite apps.  When I was 3 I ate mud.

 

At work I feel as useless as the “g” in lasagna.

 

I’m naturally funny because my whole life is a joke.

 

My name has been suggested to President Trump for Secretary of Offense.

 

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough, thought though.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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