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Apr 9, 2026, 10:38:19 AM (6 days ago) Apr 9

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Test the family around the table tonight with these questions:

How to you make a slow horse fast?

Tie him up

How do you make a stew golden?
Add 14 carrots

How did the Three Bear family keep that pesky blonde girl from returning to their house?
The put goldi-locks on the doors

How do you keep a fish from smelling?

Put a Band-Aid across his nose

How can you buy eggs and make sure that they don’t contain baby chicks?
Buy duck eggs

How can you tell a spring chicken?
By the bounce in its step

“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”